What?

Well, the other day I was watching the news and they said that a child was found floating at the bottom of the pool. I never really thought about it before, but that is an oxy moron. You can't float and be at the bottom of the pool.

I would think that the news media would be too smart to word it like that. But, to quote a famous person: 'oxy moron is as oxy moron does.'

This is one man's opinion.

Wash Me

While on the way home yesterday I happened to notice on the back of the car in front of me. Someone, in a random act of kindness designed to inform the owner of the vehicle that their car needed a cleaning, wrote with their finger on the dirty window, "wash me" along with a smiley face.

How thoughtful of them because the person that drives the car every day is mentally incapable of realizing that their car is dirty to the point of needing a cleaning.

That is one of the stupidest things. People who do this kind of thing should be beat down. They show their unworthyness of procreation.

"Look world! Look how stupid I am. I am going to write 'wash me' on a car window because I am such a helpful person."

Maybe it is dirty because the owner just doesn't give a shit. In any case, they don't need an aspiring rocket scientist to put their hands on their car to scribe a message to inform them or force them to wash the car.

These people should move to France along with all the other mental midgets.

This is one man's opinion.